Here’s a fun list that I saw on Madatoms:
Denial
I’ve got plenty of money! I’ll start looking next week!
Anger
Craigslist and Monster sucks! I’ve got a college degree! Jobs should be looking for me!
Bargaining
I’ll just drive around looking for help wanted signs. I hear that Starbucks has health insurance!
Depression
Why did I major in Communications? I have no useful skills.
Acceptance
I didn’t know I qualified for unemployment! I love this country!













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